Keep A Lamp Shining Bright

Filed under: Heinous Hair, Sacrilicious (Religion) — Ben @ 1:19 pmJune 29, 2009

KeepALampShiningBright

Mattie ‘The Matterhorn’ McFerrin.

She must have to get weekly treatments for neck pain with that 22-pound beehive.

Rub the lamp, you get a genie. Rub the hair, you get a disease.

Mattie’s beehive was never the same after the fiery inferno the night her head got too close to the gas lamp.



 

2 Comments for this post

 
Christopher Says: June 29th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Glasses like Nana Mouskouri. hair like The Fly, neck muscles like Nicky Lauder. This chick’s got everything!

 
Karyn Says: July 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm

More like Matted McFerret…

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