Keep A Lamp Shining Bright

June 29, 2009
 

KeepALampShiningBright

Mattie ‘The Matterhorn’ McFerrin.

She must have to get weekly treatments for neck pain with that 22-pound beehive.

Rub the lamp, you get a genie. Rub the hair, you get a disease.

Mattie’s beehive was never the same after the fiery inferno the night her head got too close to the gas lamp.



 
 
Christopher Says: June 29th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Glasses like Nana Mouskouri. hair like The Fly, neck muscles like Nicky Lauder. This chick’s got everything!

 
Karyn Says: July 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm

More like Matted McFerret…

 
mouldysauerkraut Says: May 8th, 2011 at 5:06 am

As soon as the black bird awakes himself and fly away, you will realise that the shining thing is bald headed Mattie’skin. But I’m not sure about the genie.

 
Dave Bailey Says: October 10th, 2011 at 8:24 am

Keep a lamp shining bright, because whatever’s nesting in that hair needs to find its way back home.

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