Karyn

I think he tattooed a small furry mammal on his chest to make up for lack of actual chest hair. It reminds me of the kind of cowboy art you’d see painted on a wagon wheel or a circular saw blade.

Ben

Now that I look at it closer, the on-fire Jackalope appears to be smoking some sort of illegal substance. Now things make more sense. Um. Sort of.

Jesse

It looks like a rodent with a chunk of cauliflower hanging out of it’s mouth. Sexy.

Maria

And this, children, is why you should never venture into Mr. MacGregor’s garden…