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‘They all cried out…’ and were suddenly silenced for obvious reasons.
Dear lord, did no one wear shirts in the ’80s?!

better than my jheri curl. — You love the way my ringlets swirl. — The way that they bounce and twirl. — You’re caught up in that greasy whirl. — You know that you’re lying girl, — when you say they make you hurl.