I’m glad these words of wisdom and temperance come from that true pillar of our society: lusty, pillaging pirate rogues.

‘Sail with Jesus and you’ll never lose’ and ‘look at all those cute girls, woweee!’ in the same sentence?? Sharkey must be a Republican! Hahah… totally just kidding there. Sort of.

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Never mind – they are definitely Democrats. The other puppet is goose-stepping.

The Bloods and Crips uniforms sure have a lot of flair this season.