Telly Savalas: If

February 27, 2008
 

I think I saw that chick in Bladerunner.

Telly gets all the giant Amazon women!

She must at least thirty feet tall.

I always knew that Kojack was a lover, not a fighter!

Who loves ya, Baby?

 
 
MC Says: February 27th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

I wonder how much he paid Bread for them to tie up their song in a dark little room and let him reenact scenes from Hostel with it?

I hope it was a lot.

 
Karyn Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 pm

So she has no neck. Just fuzziness that sort of reminds me of a very soft beard.

 
Karyn Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I think my favorite part is when he pauses and says mmmmmmmmmm toward the end. Reminds me of seeing roadkill, creepy yet arresting.

 
Karyn Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm

She is tremendously talented at looking blank…like I really can’t stand this guy. He creeps me out, but he might be dangerous so I’ll just play dumb and if he tries to kiss me, I’ll hock a loogie. That’s the good part abut being a giant head.

 
Mark Says: March 21st, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Definitely not a career-advancing gig. LOL!! Holy crap that sucked. Love the cigarette hanging out of his face too.

 
Christopher Says: June 26th, 2011 at 3:00 am

Her nose is so, um, flat and unreflective, yet cute as a button.

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