I’ll speak for myself and say I’m glad it didn’t open.

Wet cleanup on aisle five.

…and aisle four!

Funny breakup songs are usually reserved for country music and involve liters of whiskey, commensurate hangovers, pickup trucks and dogs. This song could be the beginnings of a whole new genre stereotype – how exciting!

And we were all here to witness it… sort of like discovering a new species of slime mold.