Furry arms don’t belong in sleeveless spandex tube tops.

Salvo — definition: an outburst resembling the discharge of firearms or the release of bombs.

Salvo got his first big break doing TV ads for Pantene Pro-V shampoo. He’s never lost that glossy sheen and great control!

Flowing mane! Flowing mane!

Salvo looks so happy! … or constipated.

Is this an album cover or an ad for a day spa?