Armandinho – Brasileiro

Filed under: Heinous Hair — darren @ 8:27 amJanuary 3, 2010

Armandinho - Brasileiro

The other elves threw him out of Rivendell for playing that annoying little guitar.

I’m not sure you’re going to get many gigs with an electric ukulele.

… or many chicks.

You might get a day job with the Richie Family though, if you’re willing to wear a speedo and a leash.

 

5 Comments for this post

 
Christopher Says: January 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Hey, it’s well known that Steve Guttenberg lost his looks and moved to Brazil where he’s a much much bigger star.

 
Ben Says: January 4th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

He looks like he’s about to break into a cover of ‘Born In The USA’. The striped hammer pants make it so much more meaningful to multiple generations.

 
ck! Says: January 5th, 2010 at 8:05 am

maybe Armandinho is trying to tell us something about his “size”?!

 
Slop Says: January 5th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

…not to mention that is a five stringed “guitar” … I think there’s more missing than meets the eye… the elves knew.

 
Karyn Says: January 19th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

I’ve never heard of an album named after a woman’s undergarment.

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