Steven Seagal – Songs from the Crystal Cave

February 21, 2010
 

Steven Seagal - Songs from the Crystal Cave

First Steven will play a ballad. Then he will use your own momentum to throw you through a plate glass window, after which he will invert your elbow joint.

I’ve always said that Seagal was unfairly type cast. He has real sensitivity!

…particularly with elbow joints!

What are some of his best… uhh… I mean most popular movies?

 
 
Liz Says: February 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 am

Is he doing his Neil Diamond impersonating a Native American bit again?

 
Ben Says: February 22nd, 2010 at 1:32 pm

The inventor of ‘Sound and Pound’!

 
ck! Says: February 22nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Why does he wear my Grandma ring?

 
Ben Says: February 23rd, 2010 at 4:20 pm

He took it from your Grandma’s corpse after throwing her through a plate glass window and inverting her elbow joint. I don’t recommend attempting revenge unless you can convince Chuck Norris to help.

 
Christopher Says: March 1st, 2010 at 6:39 pm

I just dunno how I missed this one in the shops. Hasn’t he made the most movies ever in Hollywood or something?

 
Christopher Says: March 1st, 2010 at 6:39 pm

The crystal cave is for his crystal balls…

 
ck! Says: March 4th, 2010 at 2:39 am

That McGiver guy produced the record.

 
Morning Boners Says: April 5th, 2011 at 5:36 pm

LOL, I just noticed the Grandma ring.. Maybe someone special gave it to him – who knows. Anyways, Steven has the most beautiful music – I love him!

 
Montello Says: April 14th, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Hmm..interesting.
I personally knew Steven Seagal.

 
mouldysauerkraut Says: May 31st, 2011 at 4:08 am

Did he wants us to call me Crystal ?
I’m just wondering, looking at his jewels and the meaning of the song entitled “Girl it’s all right”.
The guitar was damaged during the “elbow twist tour”.

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