A Matter of Sexual Survival

June 8, 2008
 

Ahhh, the patron saint of chastity…

…AND car jacking!

Yes, the official Catholic Church Saint Index online specifies that he must always be represented with a Budweiser in one hand and a TV remote in the other. The fu manchu and deer hunter hat are optional.

He has parental blocking turned off!!!!

 
 
Karyn Says: June 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

This was a bad idea.

 
Ben Says: June 12th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

And you haven’t even read the lyrics yet.

 
Karyn Says: June 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am

Like Shakespeare, I’m sure.

 
Ben Says: June 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am

I’m seriously worried this guy and his relatives might occasionally vote. Or have children.

 
Karyn Says: June 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

I wanted to show my parents your awesome site but I couldn’t because this was the first page. They have smallish children…ok, a 13 year-old and an 11 year-old…but they are raised in a Christian home. Anyway, luckily I am a genius and googled your site plus we are the world which took me to my favorite spot. We all had a good laugh watching “Cyndi Lauper” and other “celebrities.”

 
Karyn Says: June 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

^hint hint: post a few new ones and send this baby into obscurity.

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