http://www.okeefes.org/Portuguese_Man-o_War/Man_o_War.htm

I wouldn’t expect hipster #$&!^$ like the kind who run this pitiful excuse for a website to understand true heavy metal. As if the #$!% you people listen to isn’t trite, ridiculous, and completely derivative. It’s hypocrisy at its best, courtesy of @#$%^! with emo haircuts and $180 jeans.

Metal is eternal, and you are the turd that has already been digested and $@#! out not even in a proper turd receptacle, but swept under a storm drain because the being who performed the process to @#!$ you out was a homeless lactose intolerant crackhead with diabetes on a strictly corn diet! Nevertheless, you are a turd on crack, I hope this clears up any confusion about metal music.