Eden: Broadswords and Black Leather Chaps

Filed under: * The Top 11 *, Metal Madness — admin @ 6:15 pmAugust 20, 2007

Virgin Steele - Visions of Eden

The sad thing is that "Virgin" is really only four foot nine. He snuck that sword past the guards at the petting zoo.

That horse could kick Mr. Ed’s ass.

I really have to wonder if there is a butt to those leather chaps.

"BY THE POWER OF GREY-SKULL!!!!!!!"

I really don’t picture Eden this way.

Men aren’t supposed to show “cleavage”… and those waist-high boots are joined by zipper to the top.

This reminds me of a college buddy who worked in the breeding stables for a couple of summers. We now fondly refer to him as “The Pony-Pleasurer”.

 

3 Comments for this post

 
Bekah Says:

this is like the cover of a romance novel… all you need is a busty maiden riding on the horse

 
Ben Says:

Yeah, the title ‘Virgin Steele’ does seem to convey ‘bodice ripper’.

 
Karyn Says:

virgin steel…that means he’s never actually used that sword, right? And the V looks like an upside down A. Hmmm, I think it is more like Airgin Steel fell off the horse, can’t get back on it again, so he stands near it for the photo shoot with a really big piece of black cardboard that he doesn’t dare take into any fight. His sister glued helped him glue part of a table leg on it for a handle.

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