The Mother of Balloon Music
Check out the musical selection from this album.
This music sounds like a nine minute fart accelerated into chipmunk-time.
Only small animals can hear this––and they’re crying!
This is payback for all those times her parents told her to “quit it with the balloon!!!!”
Yeah, she was disinherited by her parents at a tender young age.
This song reminds me of the scene where Jason stabs all those dumbass kids.
While listening to this track, Ian screams:
What the…. NAAAAAAZGÜL! The Dark Lord approacheth!






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