Step 1: Don’t listen to this album.

Amen! I would rather watch a Pee Wee movie.

I think this dude just listened to the balloon lady.

By J. Marten Rohe, author, publisher, psychologist, mass murderer.

You don’t think he’s still around…. do you?

As for me, I would start by turning on a light. It’s too dark in there! Hello?!