A Matter of Sexual Survival

Filed under: Disturbing, It's All in the Name, Southern Comfort — admin @ 11:56 pmJune 8, 2008

Ahhh, the patron saint of chastity…

…AND car jacking!

Yes, the official Catholic Church Saint Index online specifies that he must always be represented with a Budweiser in one hand and a TV remote in the other. The fu manchu and deer hunter hat are optional.

He has parental blocking turned off!!!!

 

6 Comments for this post

 
Karyn Says: June 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

This was a bad idea.

 
Ben Says: June 12th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

And you haven’t even read the lyrics yet.

 
Karyn Says: June 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am

Like Shakespeare, I’m sure.

 
Ben Says: June 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am

I’m seriously worried this guy and his relatives might occasionally vote. Or have children.

 
Karyn Says: June 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

I wanted to show my parents your awesome site but I couldn’t because this was the first page. They have smallish children…ok, a 13 year-old and an 11 year-old…but they are raised in a Christian home. Anyway, luckily I am a genius and googled your site plus we are the world which took me to my favorite spot. We all had a good laugh watching “Cyndi Lauper” and other “celebrities.”

 
Karyn Says: June 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

^hint hint: post a few new ones and send this baby into obscurity.

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