Thor – Keep The Dogs Away

April 27, 2010
 

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I think Thor may be wearing fishnets… which is a haunting realization I could have lived without.

I got rabies just from looking at this.

I heart Thor.

Well, Thor apparently hearts Muscle Milk and Mark McGwire’s personal trainer.

Thor needs a session with The Dog Whisperer. For him, not for the dogs.

 
 
BUSTER Says:

his dad was pissed when he saw Thor borrowed his good dress shoes

 
daniel Says:

That’s the single from Thor’s album: Things My Wife Says to Me, including such timeless hits as:

Thor, Keep the Dogs Away.

Thor, Put Your Socks Away.

Thor, Did You Look for a Job Today?

Thor, My Mother Was Right.

 
Dave Bailey Says:

If I recall correctly this guy used to do what he claimed was a magic act, but it simply consisted of him blowing up a hot-water bottle until it burst. Strength, yes, magic, no. My memory might be playing tricks on me about the ‘magic’ claim, but it was definitely him putting the lip-lock on the bottle.

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