I Don’t Wanna Lose You Tonight

August 25, 2008
 

Uggh – 4 minutes and 18 seconds of pain. It just keeps coming…

Is she the spawn of Jimmy Durante? I phrase that as a question because it somehow seems less cruel.

Filmed on-site at a scenic sewage treatment plant overlooking the New York skyline.

I don’t want to lose you tonight––you’re the only thing that matters!

Can I get this on iTunes?

Ach, I hope not…

Just “Terri-ble.”

 
 
ian Says: August 25th, 2008 at 1:03 am

Truly the worst music video in the history of humankind.

 
Ben Says: August 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am

She’s amazing. I can’t believe my eyes… or my ears. Or my bowels.

 
Christopher Says: August 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

That plane taking off at the end… she lost him during broad daylight.

Just when my mind drifted away I notice the guitarist forgets what key he’s in right when the driver hands the bags back to her. I felt I was there in the studio with him.

 
Victoria Says: August 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

1:48 and 2:13. Best moments EVARRR.

 
Karyn Says: August 27th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

SOOOOO….sorry it took me so long to add my 2 cents. I kept wanting to check it but was at work with no speakers. I tried to watch it without sound but it was insanely dull. Looked like it should have some operatic melodramatic slow thing going on. My was I surprised when I heard the peppy upbeat music. It actually was better than I expected. Like if they tweaked the lyrics and dubbed over the out of key bits, I would actually like this song…I think…

 
Karyn Says: August 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

So, like Squiggy, does yous think the parts dats iz out of key iz cuz she caan’t sing too good or cuz she’s from Brooklin’? Oar mebby shez duhpresd o’ sumfin. Cuz ya Aunt Loocille so’ta sounded like dat at Unka Barry’s fyunrul. Eitha way she’s real classy, I mean the limo and the lake and all. Ya know, I betca Cousin Pepito wud gofer a haht dame likes dat.

 
Karyn Says: August 28th, 2008 at 7:57 am

I tried to show my friends. Somehow it didn’t make me more popular.

 
Ben Says: August 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Popurarity no come flom bad music video scleenings, Karuhn-san. It come flom offah rike ‘flee beer’, or ‘flee scalp massage’. Go back to meditation now.

 
Karyn Says: August 28th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

(Disclaimer: my last comment was written with a NY accent, in case you thought it was Russian or something. I should have spelled iz either is or ihz)

 
Ben Says: August 28th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

No, I got the Nieu Yawk accent just fine. You no unnastan japaneez??

 
Hunk Golden Says: October 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 pm

All of those jokes completely bombed.

 
Day Late and a Dollar Short Says: June 12th, 2010 at 11:09 am

As Da Coach’d say, complete with clipped ending esses – “dat dere’s da Sears Tower in da skyline about a minute’n forty tree inta da video.

“And how’s dat for exhuming da bones of an ancient tread?”

 
Two Bits Says: September 22nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm

He was inspired when she found the french fry she was looking for in the back seat.

 
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Mark Kerr Says: June 17th, 2012 at 11:18 pm

The only thing missing or ‘that matters’ from this very special music video, is the surface to air missile, being fired into Big Terri’s plane as it takes off (That’s if she is on the plane). Oh and by the way, her latino boyfriend is such a ‘bad ass’ riding through the stop sign! and while im at it, who the funk are they waving to, on the street? it poses more questions than answers…..
Limo driver: “Damn I don’t get paid enough to be on this crappy music video”

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