Polka Mass

December 30, 2012


Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.

Attendance is down.

Cussing is up.

If mass goes long there may be violence.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Our Lady of Spain.

…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.

Dave Bailey Says:

If that thing pinches him in just the right spot, the choirboys may be safe for a week.

Wom Taits Says:

The congregation loves when he does “Roll Out the Hymnal”

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