How romantic – he kills them, then brings them back to life so they’ll love him forever and ever.

Someone needs to die really quickly. My attention is wandering.

It’s like Wonkavision! He shrunk her!

This is what happens when you stay single way too long!

Dude, eHarmony is easier… and you won’t be charged with a felony.

It’s an endless cycle of killing and rebirth!

I’ve been in relationships like that.