Scarlet Vinyl Pants

August 17, 2007

Bobby Womack - The Poet

Check out the musical selection from this album.

I would like to remind our readers that while Bobby may appear to be enfolded in pink lace, it is, in fact, "tulle"––which is very, very different.

(Dear Reader: It shouldn’t be surprising to you after that last comment that Darren is the only married member of the Incredulous Four, and the only one domesticated enough to make such a hopelessly sissy observation. A thousand pardons.)

I bet you could make a sweet couch out of those pants.

This reminds me of when I was forced to juggle scarves in elementary school P.E. It was like the happy hands club.

Ben notes Mr. Womack’s stunning resemblance to Urkel.


Michelle Says:

I thought poets were supposed to wear puffy-sleeved shirts, not creepy leather pants?

Ben Says:

Depends on the poet? Some poets love the smell of plether in the morning.

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