The Awful Disclosures of Maria Monk

July 16, 2008
 

Now those are MUTTON CHOPS!

Yeah, this even makes Mungo look like he waxes!

I don’t think he has any upper teeth. He doesn’t need them.

“It BURNS USsssss, PRECIOUSSSs! Nasty mean Monkses!”

That dude needs some Excedrin.

I would go with some ‘ludes.

He does bear a disturbing resemblance to Weird Al… hmmmm….

 
 
Ben Says: July 16th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Is THAT Maria Monk?? She fell out of the ‘ugly’ tree and hit every branch on the way down. And maybe some roots at the bottom too.

 
Karyn Says: July 16th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

I think he’s a pro wrestler…The Underbiter.

 
Karyn Says: July 16th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Is “woody kern” Scottish for “ugly tree?”

 
Karyn Says: July 16th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

While he has learned to tame the nose hairs and eyebrows, the rest of his facial hair needs some serious VO5 hot oil therapy.

 
Karyn Says: July 16th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

And maybe some Nair.

 
Karyn Says: July 16th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

How does he get his eyes to look in two different directions? How can we get him to stop? Can we get him to take this whole thing down a few dimensions? In this case I would disagree that “full” is really “improved.”

 
Darren Says: July 21st, 2008 at 6:32 pm

In “full dimensional stereo sound?” Does that mean he sounds awful in more than the usual three (+1 for time)?

 
Karyn Says: July 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Perhaps its true appeal is found in the dimensions of sound only dogs can hear.

 
Karyn Says: July 23rd, 2008 at 2:36 pm

Hey Darren, perhaps you should submit your Weird Al discovery to http://totallylookslike.com/

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