I think the dude is wishing someone would stroke his mullet so that according the the legend, a lucky midget would bless his front porch with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the middle of the night.
Duane’s packing list for the family vacation to St. Augustine: Mom’s workout sweat band, the jacket Pop’s friend from the bowling league left at the house last week, 13 year old brother’s wrist band, 6 year old brother’s sword, and Aunt Peggy’s wig.
Cost of vacation: gas $175, corn dog $.99, film $4.99 with coupon, paying the neighbor kid to photo shop the whole thing $20, bribing your sister to take the picture and not tell anyone $45, the ultimate band cover photo: priceless.
I think the dude is wishing someone would stroke his mullet so that according the the legend, a lucky midget would bless his front porch with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the middle of the night.
Duane’s packing list for the family vacation to St. Augustine: Mom’s workout sweat band, the jacket Pop’s friend from the bowling league left at the house last week, 13 year old brother’s wrist band, 6 year old brother’s sword, and Aunt Peggy’s wig.
Cost of vacation: gas $175, corn dog $.99, film $4.99 with coupon, paying the neighbor kid to photo shop the whole thing $20, bribing your sister to take the picture and not tell anyone $45, the ultimate band cover photo: priceless.
That’s not a sword, that’s a letter opener.
Letter opener $7.95