Latin Lameness

November 6, 2008
 

How many polar bears died to bring us this jacket?

Poor polar bears. Poor Latin America. Poor world.

Three minutes seemed like an eternity. An eternity in a dirty wind tunnel with a dirty Latin man.

His hair is well-embalmed by Mexican Crisco.

Yeah, just stay away from open flames.

..now that was the video I wanted to see!

Ayuda me! No bueno! Ayuda me!

 
 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

I love this video!!! I am such a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation!!!! Worf is SO hot!!! I’m so glad he decided to pursue his musical career.

 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Can I get that chair at Ikea?

 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

It just didn’t make sense…until I mentally replaced his head with Britney Spears’ and added a white bikini top for good measure. Then it all seemed to click… (Now I know why you posted this one, Ben.)

 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

(I’m sorry…but I don’t think he was really playing that guitar. Putting your hands on the strings and swinging it around like an elementary school student’s book bag doesn’t count.)

 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

He has a nice voice. And no one could say he has no passion. And his nipples aren’t hideous as far as nipples go…though I think a silver sequined wife beater would have really topped off his look. BTW…did you know some guys have 3 nipples… or even more? I’m sure some girls do, too, but I’ve only heard of it on guys.

 
Karyn Says: November 6th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

 
Victoria Says: November 7th, 2008 at 5:19 am

Personally, I agree about the guitar thing. No way he plays that thing. The 3-second-girl came into view and I was like “Oh so THAT’S who he borrowed it from…”
With the hair, it totally looked like they paid some homeless guy to stand in. “We’ll let you keep the jacket if you agree to no shirt and popping your hips.” “Whatever dude.” You think maybe he’s a diva? :P

 
Victoria Says: November 7th, 2008 at 5:20 am

And if this is version 2, WHAT WAS VERSION 1 LIKE??

 
Ben Says: November 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am

SUPERNUMARY NIPPLES?? And Kierun says I’M the one that needs to be censored? hahah….

 
Karyn Says: November 7th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

a plus to bennett for the use of the word embalmed.

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