Captain Hook Settles Down

August 31, 2008
 

I would love to be a fly on the wall in those kids’ therapy sessions!

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

ARRRRRR!

If Little Timmy doesn’t eat his vegetables does he have to walk the plank?

I need a bottle of rum… right now!

 
 
Karyn Says: September 1st, 2008 at 12:35 am

The Hooker Family Sings!!! Starring Hook Hooker, Wendy Hooker, Peter, Gypsie, Tiger Lily and Lil’ Smeede!

 
Karyn Says: September 1st, 2008 at 12:40 am

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite videos. Some may think it is regrettable, but I personally love it. I’ll share it with you out of the goodness of my heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRmkosOzQH8

 
Karyn Says: September 1st, 2008 at 12:49 am

And just because I had never seen this before last night…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLidy7pIQ8&feature=related

 
Karyn Says: September 1st, 2008 at 12:53 am

Um…free eye patch inside? What is this, a box of Captain Crunch? Let me guess…child-toting piretic lounge singer by day, ophthalmologist and manager of a medical supply/prosthetics emporium by night.

 
Karyn Says: September 1st, 2008 at 12:53 am

Gypsy looks like dad bought her a new face for Christmas last year.

 
Darren Says: September 1st, 2008 at 8:46 pm

I think little Timmy is the one with the eye patch from the last time he didn’t eat his vegetables. Pirates are ruthless…

 
Ben Says: September 1st, 2008 at 9:53 pm

At least the kids don’t look like they have scurvy (yet).

 
Ben Says: September 2nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I love that the album declares ‘FREE EYE PATCH INSIDE!’ Frickin’ awesome.

 
Ian Says: September 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm

I didn’t notice that “free eye patch inside” thing until you mentioned it. Good catch, meharty…

 
Karyn Says: September 4th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Hey!!! I mentioned the “FREE EYE PATCH INSIDE” thing first!!!

 
Karyn Says: September 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

I am beginning to suspect you guys don’t actually read my comments. Hmmm… if I weren’t such a good sport, I could be pretty miffed!!

 
Ian Says: September 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Are you saying that “meharty” is not a suitable greeting for a member of the fairer sex? Is this going to dissolve into a senseless gender feud!? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SEXIST, PIGGISH and IGNORANT?!??! It’s YOU who never listens, Karyn! YOU!! YOU don’t understand OUR NEEDS!

 
Ian Says: September 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Ummm, guys, how do I delete a comment?

 
Karyn Says: September 4th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Very, very slick. I think you get an A+ in navigating (aka surviving) the jungle of women, Tarzan.

 
Ben Says: September 5th, 2008 at 9:03 am

There are probably some tangible reasons why Darren is the only married one in the founding group for RM. hehehe….

 
Bennett Says: September 6th, 2008 at 3:08 am

Why don’t you three get a room!

 
Karyn Says: September 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am

Arrr, avast ye Bennett, yer walkin the plank!!

 
Karyn Says: September 6th, 2008 at 9:07 am

To the pure all things are pure.

 
Dave Bailey Says: October 10th, 2011 at 7:51 am

I would be more tempted to buy it if there were free ear plugs inside.

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