I have it the worst. These overalls make me look uber fat.

No, I do. I have a green construction paper heart on my head, my beard is a glued-on strip of faux fur from a craft store and nobody likes the accordion.

Yeah, well at least you have a real instrument. I’m hugging a piece of cardboard. My strings are made of Sharpie.

I’m drunk.

Scientifically speaking, if these were elves then the bassist is playing a violin. That makes all the instruments high pitched. So she’s probably the bassplayer, proportionally speaking. That’s why she can’t get enough wind. This is a well thought out and accurate cover. Or she’s about to hurl.

Even the pan-pipe player in front appears to be preparing to spew.