The Incomparable Steve Warren

October 14, 2008
 

You’ll notice from the image that this album is still wrapped in cellophane and unopened.

…for a reason.

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

This guy’s hairstyle was inspired by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider.

 
 
Ben Says: October 14th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Well, the head hair was. Hasselhoff didn’t shave his chest, unlike Mr. Steve here.

 
Karyn Says: October 15th, 2008 at 12:32 am

Hmm…incomparable…I think I could come up with a few comparisons.

 
Karyn Says: October 15th, 2008 at 12:43 am

Oh Steve your hair is like a Brillo pad that has been used on cast iron pans. Your glasses are like the windshields of twin VW beetles, your teeth are white like florescent bulbs, your stache is like an impressionistic seagull flying over a sea of tan plastic, your shirt is mottled like a butcher’s apron, your jacket is black like the tire marks left on the road after a hothead tries to impress some girls who think he is ridiculous. And your nose is rather triangular, like a Christmas tree cookie.

 
Ben Says: October 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Wow. If I ever record an album, I’m having Cairun do my liner notes. That was awesome…

 
Karyn Says: October 15th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

Cairun? Why? Is it cheaper to have an Egyptian album liner?

 
Christopher Says: October 15th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

The leather is so shiny, almost like a wonderful modern petro-chemical.

“Incomparable”, “Reflection”… I’m getting all c o n f u s e d. Oh, I get it, he has an incomparable reflection!

 
Karyn Says: October 15th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

That’s very deep.

 
Karyn Says: October 15th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Comment #1256

 
Muddshark Says: July 15th, 2009 at 11:23 am

Dude I have this album and it rules. The cellophane is definitely OFF!

This album brings me to tears and then to the top of Mt. Olympus every time, all with the span of 38 short minutes.

In short, this album taught me what it means to be a man.

God bless you Steve Warren!

 
Muddshark Says: July 15th, 2009 at 11:26 am

incomparable

Main Entry:
in·com·pa·ra·ble
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin incomparabilis, from in- + comparabilis comparable
Date:
15th century
1 : eminent beyond comparison : matchless
2 : not suitable for comparison

GET IT!?

So step off, you got to get lost because you know that you’re soft.

PS

I love the smell of pig leather in the morning.

 
Ian Says: July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 am

Muddshark, based on your recommendation, I’m buying this album in bulk and I’m going to sell it on shady street corners for wads of unmarked small bills.

 
Ted Paul Says: February 7th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

This man can SING!!!!!
Lister to his music.

http://www.stevewarrenthevoice.com/jd-sumner.html

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