He Poos Clouds

November 14, 2008
 

Check out the musical selection from this album.

He’s like Falkor the Luck Dragon except… smellier.

For those of you who don’t know, that’s an obscure reference from The Never Ending Story. It’s a movie. You probably haven’t seen it. Because you’re normal.

One wonders what he eats in order to poo clouds.

Three weeks of P.F. Chang’s.

Once in a hundred years—the perfect storm!

Not only does he poo clouds, but also some pretty cool string arrangements.

 
 
Karyn Says:

Shut up, Ben. Everyone born before 1982 knows who Falcor is. (Karyn digs through drawer looking for Midol.)

 
Karyn Says:

…Karyn decreases the humorous impact by admitting that she really didn’t mean to tell Ben to shut up, that she was just kidding…even though she does think more people know about The Never Ending Story than Ben thinks…and she isn’t really looking for Midol, nor does she need any. She was just trying to give an explanation for why she would ever be so um…grumpy…as to tell Ben to shut up in a public comment.

 
Karyn Says:

Unlimited Regrettable Music, only $19.95…but wait, act now and as a special offer you’ll get Regrettable Comments by Karyn ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (Offer for a limited time only. Applies to previously mentioned ‘Shut up Ben’ comment only. Other restrictions may apply.)

 
Karyn Says:

The music IS pretty good! But less about music, more about poop! Educational poop, to be more specific.
Poopformation

Poopjucation

Poopular Science

 
jeramy Says:

‘the never ending story’ frightened me as a child.

 
Ben Says:

I had nightmares for months. Frickin furry dog-dragon thingy.

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