He’s got the KLAP!
Don’t pull his finger, Lizzy!
Never accept candy or gifts wrapped in burlap sacks from strangers, little girl.
Fortunately he’s not Swedish or he’d have a hatchet along with that burlap sack!
Lizzy’s Christmas list:
1. A good lawyer to sue my hair dresser. 2. Better parental oversight. 3. Mace.
Santa did have a knife, but it was photoshopped out. Never has any Christmas imagery terrified me so much.
Actually, he was Swedish. Although I have to admit I don’t understand the hatchet reference.
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1. A good lawyer to sue my hair dresser.
2. Better parental oversight.
3. Mace.