The Worst Thing On Public Access EVER

February 2, 2009
 

That guy has more angst than Kurt Cobain!

Rough translation of his lyrics: ‘I will keep playing this shrieking death dirge on Public Access until you send me one million dollars.’

They try guys like this at The Hague.

This instrument was banned by the Geneva Convention.

Don’t crank organists usually have a cute monkey in a fez with them to collect tips? This guy must have eaten his monkey.

 
 
Ben Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Anyone have any idea what language he’s speaking/singing/groaning in?

 
Ben Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

This is full of…. potential.

 
Tami Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm

I think he might be singing in Hungarian.

 
Ben Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 5:56 pm

I think that language was banned by the Geneva Convention too.

 
Karyn Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 9:05 pm

He reminds me of Charlie’s father from So I Married An Ax Murderer. I think that might also be the title of the song.

 
Karyn Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 pm

Good ol’ potential. I think I concur. This is THE WORST…I watched 7 seconds. More brutal than bull riding.

 
Ben Says: February 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 pm

I think that instrument should be an endurance sporting event on Spike TV.

 
Christopher Says: February 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 am

That performance was really quite beautiful… I have tears in my eyes and a wet seat…

 
Ariana Says: February 3rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

I can’t believe this goes on for over 2 minutes. I could only take it for 20 seconds

 
Bennett Says: February 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Harry Carey?

 
Ben Says: February 4th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Yes, monkey boy. It sure seems like it…

 
Karyn Says: February 4th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Ian, your comment was super gross, and I loved it.

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