Dan, The Ladies’ Man

February 11, 2009
 

Help me out, boys, what’s that breed of dog that has hair like this?

Frankly, Dan, I don’t think many ladies have a fancy quite this… umm… refined.

He must eat Fancy Feast.

Comb-over of DOOM.

 
 
Christopher Says: February 11th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

I… I… I… I… I c-a-n-’t b-r-e-a-t-h-e. He has quite an effect, I must say. Do I detect 2 parts in his hair?

 
Christopher Says: February 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

Can you read me the tracks? Is the opening number Comb Over Under Sideways Down?

 
Christopher Says: February 12th, 2009 at 12:22 am

The font, the font reeks S-E-X

 
Christopher Says: February 12th, 2009 at 12:26 am

Look! He’s playing the exact same chord Elvis played in all those movies. Nah, could Dan Crary actually be…?

…Elvis’ Hand Model?!

 
Karyn Says: February 12th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

THAT IS A HOT, HOT FONT!!!!

 
Karyn Says: February 12th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

That’s not an extra part, that’s a gleam!

 
Karyn Says: February 12th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Were you thinking Lhasa Apso maybe? Dang, too bad I’m not still single…

 
Karyn Says: February 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

(Just had to throw that last one in…I’ve been a less faithful fan lately due to being…um…slightly distracted….)

 
Christopher Says: February 14th, 2009 at 12:07 am

I just became, umm, single, and was wondering if I should include this record with my Don ‘No Soul; Simmons compilation? Wow! Tons on auction for under 17US, you know, he just might have the sound I’ve been looking for, thanks to the FONT.

 
Christopher Says: February 14th, 2009 at 12:08 am

It’s a bobby pin I swear…!

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