L.V. Johnson – He’s Cold & Mean

February 14, 2009
 

All you cold and mean ladies, look out!

Ladies, please ignore the domestic violence charges on his record–she had it coming.

The L.V. stands for ‘Love Vortex!’

I guess cold and mean is better than tepid and passive.

 
 
Karyn Says: February 14th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Sounds like he’s half Inuit and half Hun.

 
Christopher Says: February 15th, 2009 at 12:07 am

Mean as in Average?
I think he wants us to think his name is Lurv Johnson… (cough… splutter…!)

 
Ben Says: February 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I’ll bet Valentine’s Day at the Johnson household includes a black eye, some loose teeth and a ‘trip down the stairs’.

 
John Says: February 18th, 2009 at 7:49 am

Is he in a coffin?

 
Ian Says: March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 am

In that case, “Cold & Dead”

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