L.V. Johnson – He’s Cold & Mean

February 14, 2009
 

All you cold and mean ladies, look out!

Ladies, please ignore the domestic violence charges on his record–she had it coming.

The L.V. stands for ‘Love Vortex!’

I guess cold and mean is better than tepid and passive.

 
 
Karyn Says:

Sounds like he’s half Inuit and half Hun.

 
Christopher Says:

Mean as in Average?
I think he wants us to think his name is Lurv Johnson… (cough… splutter…!)

 
Ben Says:

I’ll bet Valentine’s Day at the Johnson household includes a black eye, some loose teeth and a ‘trip down the stairs’.

 
John Says:

Is he in a coffin?

 
Ian Says:

In that case, “Cold & Dead”

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