The jokes write themselves!
So this is what happens on peyote.
He was last seen in a Fiero with Philip Michael Thomas.
I ADOOOOORE YOU!!
Italians do it better.
He gets a perfect ten just for the mullet.
What kind of mullet is that anyway?
That, my friend, is an ‘Italo-Mullet’.
Ahhh…. not to be confused with its close cousin the ‘Mexi-Mullet’.
I think most of the sounds on this song came for free on my daughter’s play computer…
I love the way he cleans his front teeth with his tongue right after the first line in the first verse… did I say verse? Stanza, statement… I dunno what musical form he’s using, I’m still decoding it.
I can just make out the driveway in his front yard, but that’s because I watched the whole video…
He’s a mystery…with a mysterious side…
but what really confuses me is why he is not tagged with Heinous Hair.