Why is Joshua dressed like a prehistoric cave hobo?

In announcer voice: ‘BEFORE he was an American Idol he worshiped ANOTHER IDOL!’

Wait, is he baring his navel?!? No wonder he lost…

Thou shalt not wear a wireless mic in the wilderness.

If Joshua is wearing eye shadow and pink lip gloss, I don’t want to know what Moses’ getup is. This must be the Scorsese version where the cast from Rent does bible stories.

I prefer this ‘Quest For Fire’ look to what he’s got now.

Is anyone listening? Not if we can possibly help it…