The Scottish never intended this.

Why? Why play to a track with an instrument only in tune with itself? Why?

It’s Pootie Tang!

Name says it all…

Who let the dogs out? No, seriously – who let them out? Because they’ve had puppies with a rabid hippo.

Jerry Rice is so ashamed right now.

If you are gonna be a blind rapper in the ghetto, you need two seeing eye dogs that both passed the service test by eating a crossing guard.

Wow. He wasn’t kidding.

Sorry, but he’s also wearing a hat. AND a chain. It was too hard to ‘represent’ with only a towel.

Thank God for that towel–it hides his ‘butta.’

Is he wearing a Tarheels hat??

Poor Tar Heels.

Who knew that Pillsbury was so apocalyptic?

Don’t poke his stomach… trust me.

‘Hoo hooo!’

What do you think this band is like live?

If the fiery mixer being held in the air like a weapon is any indication, wear your cup to the show.