Malkit Singh is The Turbanator

July 3, 2008

Check out the musical selection for this album.

It’s “The Turban-ator!”

Fortunately he was able to reuse this promo shot for album art after his failed audition for Battlestar Galactica.

He’s wearing a Star of David! He must be Jewish.

No, that’s either a pentagram or a turtle.


Davy Graham: Hat

February 11, 2008

Davy Graham - Hat

Is that a hat or a bomb shelter?

The women and children hid in there at the battle of the Alamo!

Dude, you could fit so much chips and queso in there for a SuperBowl party!


Madre Gonna Knock You Out

August 18, 2007

J-Zone - Music for Tu Madre

It’s interesting to note that she must be left handed, because she has a baseball bat within easy reach on that side.

Man, J-Lo’s mom is hardcore. No wonder Ben Afleck dumped her.

She’s batting 1.000.

Has anyone even tasted St. Ides?

Actually, it turns out that St. Ides comes in a whole bunch of fruit flavors. Don’t ask how I know this…

I love you, Mom.


Waxed Pectorals + Squirt Gun = French Rap

August 16, 2007

Fatal Bazooka - T’as Vu

I’m just really glad those tighty-whities are up that far.

It’s amazing what they can do with latex these days.

I’ll bet he shaves. Let’s just leave it at that.

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