It’s “The Turban-ator!”

Fortunately he was able to reuse this promo shot for album art after his failed audition for Battlestar Galactica.

He’s wearing a Star of David! He must be Jewish.

No, that’s either a pentagram or a turtle.

Is that a hat or a bomb shelter?

The women and children hid in there at the battle of the Alamo!

Dude, you could fit so much chips and queso in there for a SuperBowl party!

It’s interesting to note that she must be left handed, because she has a baseball bat within easy reach on that side.

Man, J-Lo’s mom is hardcore. No wonder Ben Afleck dumped her.

She’s batting 1.000.

Has anyone even tasted St. Ides?

Actually, it turns out that St. Ides comes in a whole bunch of fruit flavors. Don’t ask how I know this…

I love you, Mom.

I’m just really glad those tighty-whities are up that far.

It’s amazing what they can do with latex these days.

I’ll bet he shaves. Let’s just leave it at that.