Little?

King?!

Taverns?!??!?

All hail the jowls!

Double collar. Double chin.

You’ll notice from the image that this album is still wrapped in cellophane and unopened.

…for a reason.

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

This guy’s hairstyle was inspired by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider.

Mongol-licious!

It’s Abba-The-Hun!

It’s Yul Brenner again!

Two––count ‘em––two whole CDs of this stuff.

He’s burnin’ up!

Out of the sauna and into your speakers.

Cryogenic preservation is taking off! Ted Williams, Walt Disney… and now Ronnie Laws!

Unfortunately, dry icing your torso in your mom’s bathtub can have side effects…

…including death, freezer burn, sterility, and loss of rock steady sexiness.

Wow… this track is definitely my pick!