It’s JIMMY CARTER!
Bert cannot count to five.
And this here is a fine example of scurvy and the Neolithic forehead structure in the inbred middle-aged male.
What instrument is he playing there?
He’s playing the stars.
He’ll be playing the slots too in an hour, apparently.
The epic bell-bottoms enhance Tony’s stability, but have resulted in his disqualification from “Lounge Limbo” competitions all across Vegas.
Oh, I love Charades! Wait, is he a gay Chuck Norris impersonator in an off-broadway production of Saturday Night Fever??
Here’s a quarter Gary, call someone who cares
I’ll throw in a buck if it will go towards his bus ticket back to the Land of Too Tight Pants.