Tinsel leotard, red tights and black vinyl boots. We should have this fashion designer help us out with our Yuletide Regrettable Music photo shoot!

Who needs a frickin’ tree?

I have a feeling some of them were adopted.

These guys would dominate the Village People in a cage match! That chick has both a dog AND a man on a leash.

It could only be disco. Just look at it.

Not enough cows died to bring us the clothing for this album cover.

That dog is thinking, ‘I hate my life. All I ever wanted to do was work in a junk yard. I can’t get the smell of baby oil out of my fur no matter what kind of poop I roll in.’

… and now he’s a ‘hunk-yard’ dog.

Are they all going to fit on that bike?

In honor of Thanksgiving (and courtesy of a user submission from Mel!), we bring you… Apache.

It is so epic, I almost don’t want to rip on it.

It takes a real man to wear a buckskin suit with two foot tassels.

The next time I visit the great outdoors, I hope I stumble upon this!

This album cover was made possible by generous grants from our sponsors: Motley Crue’s leather pants collection; BALCO InstaMuscle! Now in three delicious flavors; and Maury’s Bacon-Scented Hair Paste… ‘Tastes Great, Less Fluffing’.

‘They all cried out…’ and were suddenly silenced for obvious reasons.

Dear lord, did no one wear shirts in the ’80s?!