Oh, this is GOOD.

Is this the Jetsons?

Albinos in spaaaaaaace! This reminds me of Moonraker, where the villain wants to create a super race of Aryans!

This was the big break for the Swedendorf Junior College cheer squad.

I purchased a pair of those plum-colored polyester high-rise pants on eBay for $23… they were stained with sweat.

A hundred bucks says she kicks Suze Ormand’s arse in a steel cage match!

I’ve always wanted to do the King Tut! And it even comes with a rap sheet!

We called the number and it’s for ‘The Ab Rocket.’ Whatever the heck that is, I sure hope it helps with my breakin’ and poppin’!

It’s Caaaaarlton!

Little?

King?!

Taverns?!??!?

All hail the jowls!

Double collar. Double chin.