November 25, 2009

In honor of Thanksgiving (and courtesy of a user submission from Mel!), we bring you… Apache.

It is so epic, I almost don’t want to rip on it.

It takes a real man to wear a buckskin suit with two foot tassels.

The next time I visit the great outdoors, I hope I stumble upon this!


Full Force – All Cried Out

August 12, 2009


This album cover was made possible by generous grants from our sponsors: Motley Crue’s leather pants collection; BALCO InstaMuscle! Now in three delicious flavors; and Maury’s Bacon-Scented Hair Paste… ‘Tastes Great, Less Fluffing’.

‘They all cried out…’ and were suddenly silenced for obvious reasons.

Dear lord, did no one wear shirts in the ’80s?!


Indian Thriller

July 16, 2009

Homie was tutored by the great Alfonso Ribero and has a triple blackbelt in the King Tut.

This video single-handedly created an insatiable demand for red pleather pants in Mumbai.

That begs the question, are vinyl cows also sacred?


Mr. Big Stuff

June 15, 2009


FedEx called — they won’t insure your package.

It’s the Boss Hogg of Harlem!

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