When this relationships works, it’s a beautiful thing. When it breaks down… well… just look at the walls.

He had to have his scalp sewn on twice last month.

Only in France.

Yeah, what are the French thinking? “I feel warm and safe in your paws.”

They’re waltzing to the theme from Beauty and the Beast.

I do feel it’s necessary to mention our prior motion against interspecies dating did pass unani–man-imously.

He’s a “manimal.”

You can’t break the power of love, man.

I’m sorry, but when I have to break into the natural history museum for a date, I’m at an all-time low.

This music sounds like a nine minute fart accelerated into chipmunk-time.

Only small animals can hear this––and they’re crying!

This is payback for all those times her parents told her to “quit it with the balloon!!!!”

Yeah, she was disinherited by her parents at a tender young age.

This song reminds me of the scene where Jason stabs all those dumbass kids.

What the…. NAAAAAAZGÜL! The Dark Lord approacheth!

NO!!!!!

Only wearing gloves.

…rubber gloves.

Matching gray polyester suits: $29.99. Matching horn-rim glasses: $12.05. Forty-five years in prison: priceless.

“Charcoal gray” rules.

But they look so happy!

I have a dirty mind and I’m just going to keep my mouth shut on this one.

AMEN!

Good LORD! She is the new puppet master.

I don’t think even Chucky would want to play with little Ricky.

This stuff is just spooky.

Judge, I swear, I didn’t kill him… it was LITTLE RICKY!

The happy couple on their honeymoon in Jamaica.

I saw Ricky perform on the MOTOCROSS last week… and he was BADASS! (Queue Elvis entry music, animated flashing neon signs of RICKY!)