Oh the “Hora”! Oh the “Hora”!

The eyes, the hair, it all seems to follow me around the room and the rest of the house. ––Christopher

Do not taunt the turtleneck.

This guy looks like he needs a whole bottle of Lunesta.

Lunesta––isn’t that the oil that causes anal leakage?

No, that’s Olestra.

Ahhh, those were the days!

Everytime he gets a hair cut, another Brillo pad is born.

Whoa! What the heck just happened?!? I think I blacked out for a second!

This is the weirdest Fruit of the Loom ad ever made. You can get away with a lot when advertising in other countries!

Where’s the damn fruit?

My theory is this is some sort of television clip for kids that feel ashamed to wear diapers as they get older.

No. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Ladies, shield your eyes from this video or you may never be satisfied by another man.

“Look into my eyes…”

Yeah, thanks James, now I need some therapy after seeing your cover!

MORE MEDS! MORE MEDS!

I’m sure the girls go “Whild” for him.

This guy just needs a good night of healthy sleep.

I think he uses Pantene Pro-V.

Screw the jambalaya, I want a burger!

I’ll never look at Cajun music the same way again!

Yeah, now every time I hear Cajun music, I’ll just cover my eyes and scream!