Its Edward from Twilight after hanging out with Liberace too long.
If Eduardo would stop eating free range organic dog and eat Bella, we’d all be better off!
If there was ever a reason to throw Greece out of the euro zone…
“Ladies and gentlemen, I will be your tour guide for the Parthenon.”
See what they did with all that loan money? They bought grappa and put on mom’s clothes!
I’d offer a bailout of any amount as long as he keeps those clothes on!
Surprisingly only a few of them realize this is a joke!
Is that a hobbit?
Yeah, I played the psychotic leopard midget in my school’s production of Julius Caesar.
This is why I don’t go see Shakespeare in the park anymore.