And now for something completely different!

Pin the tail on the… uhhh… nevermind.

Afros, naked butts and aggies! My favorite!

Don’t forget the feather boa.

Animal husbandry at its best!

I want a divorce.

This whole video is a compendium of pedophiles.

These people look like some of my relatives.

Don’t talk to ANYONE, children, ESPECIALLY not the Village People!

Get the heck out of that playground, kids! You’re like fish in a barrel!

Heed the puppets.

Mustaches + puppets = a formula for creepiness.

I fully plan to purchase this fine product as I charge ahead in my quest to become fluent in ‘Engrish’. There is no better way to learn a language than with a video incorporating heinously bad acting, strange exercises and songs about gastrointestinal distress!

Boys, we should make our first music video and cover this song.

We just spent way too much time researching the puppet from Rocco. He’s Danish… so that explains it all.