What IS that?
It’s a pork fountain, standard issue. I think Hammacher Schlemmer used to sell them.
Complete with spouting honeybaked hams!
Is that a prosciutto tie?
OIL ME UP, RIGHT NOW! BEFORE THE POLICE COME!!
I don’t see any reason to call the police here. Other than the machetes and nunchucks.
I call the police on hammer pants every time I see them.
Do not release it! DO NOT RELEASE IT!
Um, I think we all remember what happened when they released Volumes 1-3…
Keep your hands away from the bars, kids. This is not the way you want to get rabies.