Diversity training in Europe has just gotten out of hand.

Entertainment at the old folks’ home – sit around and watch two youngsters go at it with axes…

…until they both turn on the accordion player.

I’m going to retire to Austria.

Someone forgot their pants this morning!

Who says you can’t play guitar on the can? Jean Pierre can!

Some of us have nightmares about this sort of thing.

Don’t forget to wipe!

Don’t forget to wax either.

Hey, you’ve gotta do something to sell classical records!

Someone’s about to stab two lesbians.

I can hear the violins shrieking from here.

“Betty, whatever you do, don’t look to your left.”

“Maybe if we ignore him he’ll go away.”

Neither one looks interested in going back to his mom’s house to meet his parakeet.

Someone’s not taking their meds!

Run like hell, goat!

That goat eventually died on the dance floor.

Those are milkin’ hands!

Actually, those are DANCING hands.

Innovating the Progressive Amish music genre?

If pigs can’t fly, they can certainly boogie.

Berkeley in the 60′s must have been a real doozie.