This reminds me of what the guy from Super Size Me looks like after a month of eating only McDonalds

Except with fewer horns.

Nothing says drama like a communicable disease that causes weepy eye.

All patients cured in 90 minutes or less. Best. Therapist. Ever.

“I don’t always drink beer… but when I do, I am the most terrifying man in the world!”

Is this a “pants vs. skins” game?

I’ll never see rugby the same way again.

I’ll never SEE again.

I knew they got cauliflower ear, but it appears they can cauliflower other things too.

No way… YOU tackle him! I ain’t gonna do it!

Swine flu rears its ugly head.

That bag of Skittles he ate is back with a vengeance.

What genre do you think this record is?

My money is on ‘psychotropic opera’.