Do the lines indicate he’s breaking the sound barrier?

It’s a good thing he’s running that fast, because the cops are on the way!

What is this, some kind of weird YMCA dance?

Yes, but done with Asian kanji characters.

Men… in unitards… over tights… and leg warmers?

Don’t hate. It’s ‘cultural’.

Bobby Brown’s claims of ‘self-defense’ might go over better with the jury if they saw this first.

Let this be a warning – inoculate!

Where is his other arm? Actually, I don’t want to know.

Lead singer AND dinner for a month.

Shag died shortly thereafter from mad cow disease.