Don’t Talk To Strangers

October 7, 2009
 

This whole video is a compendium of pedophiles.

These people look like some of my relatives.

Don’t talk to ANYONE, children, ESPECIALLY not the Village People!

Get the heck out of that playground, kids! You’re like fish in a barrel!

Heed the puppets.

Mustaches + puppets = a formula for creepiness.



 
 

I Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea

September 28, 2009
 

I fully plan to purchase this fine product as I charge ahead in my quest to become fluent in ‘Engrish’. There is no better way to learn a language than with a video incorporating heinously bad acting, strange exercises and songs about gastrointestinal distress!

Boys, we should make our first music video and cover this song.



 
 

Rocco – F%%#$% F@#$%???

August 26, 2009
 

Rocco-F-F

We just spent way too much time researching the puppet from Rocco. He’s Danish… so that explains it all.



 
 

Desiré Dubounet

July 8, 2009
 

The laptop speakers melted at minute 2:30.

Man, Stevie Nicks has sure put on some weight!

…and Sally Struthers has lost some!

This is what you call a ‘BURNING’ desire. Yes, it actually does burn.

I think she ate Meatloaf… the man!

‘Cryin’?’ More like weeping…. tears of blood.



 
Page 9 of 19« First...«6789101112»...Last »