Yes, you too can own this De-Luxe 2 record set!

Nurse, we need some anti-inflammatories in here STAT.

Travolta was misdiagnosed–that’s no fever, it’s swine flu!

Jem is excitement!

I never fully realized how blessed I was to grow up without television until this moment. Dad… Mom… thank you.

Jem is adventure! … Jem is truly, truly, truly outrageous!

Yeah, that’s not annoying or anything.

The other elves threw him out of Rivendell for playing that annoying little guitar.

I’m not sure you’re going to get many gigs with an electric ukulele.

… or many chicks.

You might get a day job with the Richie Family though, if you’re willing to wear a speedo and a leash.

Meg White before her big break.

Yeah, and that’s Jack on the left.

Were these guys the worship band for the Jim Jones cult?

A family of squirrels lives in their hair.

Many couches and curtains died to make their clothes.