Is he barefoot?

Dirty hippie!

It… begins…

It’s a wookie wonderland.

I know what he wants for Christmas: 450 electrolysis appointments.

Oh the “Hora”! Oh the “Hora”!

The eyes, the hair, it all seems to follow me around the room and the rest of the house. ––Christopher

Do not taunt the turtleneck.

This guy looks like he needs a whole bottle of Lunesta.

Lunesta––isn’t that the oil that causes anal leakage?

No, that’s Olestra.

Ahhh, those were the days!

Everytime he gets a hair cut, another Brillo pad is born.

Less Windex, please.

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of Randy Pevler…

…after his mom locked him out of the house for practicing too loudly in the garage!

Stalker alert!

Mulleted peeping toms—another reason why I’m a big supporter of the local Neighborhood Watch.