She’s got pretzels!

She makes a mean virgin margarita!

Full contact Scrabble, anyone?

It’s a wild shindig alright, but save some money for the rabies shots.

Zwingenberger: The ultimate rockstar of German home schooling.

Don’t cut his hair… it’s the source of all his power!

Well, there’s at least SOME power in the ‘stache.

Avatar FAIL.

At least the plot is original.

Straight from the set of Original Star Trek Episode 23. At least Kirk is unlikely to mate with this alien.

C’mon…. how much Star Trek did you watch? Kirk isn’t picky. I’m sure he’s down with balding green witches/goblins.

Bert rescued that pigeon from the BP oil spill.

He also has the most unfortunate male pattern baldness I’ve ever seen.