The other elves threw him out of Rivendell for playing that annoying little guitar.
I’m not sure you’re going to get many gigs with an electric ukulele.
… or many chicks.
You might get a day job with the Richie Family though, if you’re willing to wear a speedo and a leash.
Meg White before her big break.
Yeah, and that’s Jack on the left.
Were these guys the worship band for the Jim Jones cult?
A family of squirrels lives in their hair.
Many couches and curtains died to make their clothes.
Can you believe someone put this in as the free download on iTunes????
Don’t be fooled by the cover–they have remarkable depth.
To steal Bennett’s usual comment, “Poor iTunes.”
We acquired a copy of their production budget from the lead singer’s mom. Line items include a five gallon tub of wrinkle cream, a Teletubbies DVD box set, tailoring of one “slightly soiled” studded leather unitard, and seventy-four linear feet of wig material.
The metal legend never died – it just went shopping at hot topic for a couple of years before stopping off at one of those spray-on tanning booths at the strip mall by my house.
Even the Karate Kid would be jealous of those headbands.
Sweep the leg! Sweep the leg!…. heck, sweep everything.
Furry arms don’t belong in sleeveless spandex tube tops.
Salvo — definition: an outburst resembling the discharge of firearms or the release of bombs.
Salvo got his first big break doing TV ads for Pantene Pro-V shampoo. He’s never lost that glossy sheen and great control!
Flowing mane! Flowing mane!
Salvo looks so happy! … or constipated.
Is this an album cover or an ad for a day spa?