Adam Lambert’s Big Break

June 8, 2009
 

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Why is Joshua dressed like a prehistoric cave hobo?

In announcer voice: ‘BEFORE he was an American Idol he worshiped ANOTHER IDOL!’

Wait, is he baring his navel?!? No wonder he lost…

Thou shalt not wear a wireless mic in the wilderness.

If Joshua is wearing eye shadow and pink lip gloss, I don’t want to know what Moses’ getup is. This must be the Scorsese version where the cast from Rent does bible stories.

I prefer this ‘Quest For Fire’ look to what he’s got now.

Is anyone listening? Not if we can possibly help it…



 
 

Bobby Conn – Say No To The Man

May 17, 2009
 

I think he’s one of the Royal Tennenbaums.

That’s a stylish bowl cut he’s sporting there.

What good is it if you say no to ‘the man’ and you say yes to a bowl cut? Someone needs to help Bobby with his priorities.

Do not taunt the scarf.



 
 

Mark Gormley – Little Wings

May 14, 2009
 

Tommy’s face in the first five seconds is solid gold.

The intro is almost better than the music video.

Mark Gormley is sassy. I like his style.

This video was made by chumming for seagulls off the back of a garbage skiff.



 
 

Angelo Tony Luongo Adores You

April 28, 2009
 

The jokes write themselves!

So this is what happens on peyote.

He was last seen in a Fiero with Philip Michael Thomas.

I ADOOOOORE YOU!!

Italians do it better.

He gets a perfect ten just for the mullet.

What kind of mullet is that anyway?

That, my friend, is an ‘Italo-Mullet’.

Ahhh…. not to be confused with its close cousin the ‘Mexi-Mullet’.

 
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