I think he shaved all the sexy off his head.

I’m just hoping that’s the only place he’s shaved off all the sexy!

Are we really gonna publish that comment?

It’s fine with me.

Yeah, it’s always fine with you…

“Killing me softly” is an understatement.

I haven’t heard that many Casio keyboard drum riffs in a long time!

He’s wearing sequined lederhosen.

I swear he provided the soothing soundtrack of Karate Kid Part 2.

I think Edward Simoni was on the PA when I was last at the dentist!

I want to see him and Zamfir on Celebrity Deathmatch!

He’s so hot, he makes the desert look cool.

Wasn’t this the cover photo of the AAA State Tourist Guide, circa 1987?