Why is Joshua dressed like a prehistoric cave hobo?

In announcer voice: ‘BEFORE he was an American Idol he worshiped ANOTHER IDOL!’

Wait, is he baring his navel?!? No wonder he lost…

Thou shalt not wear a wireless mic in the wilderness.

If Joshua is wearing eye shadow and pink lip gloss, I don’t want to know what Moses’ getup is. This must be the Scorsese version where the cast from Rent does bible stories.

I prefer this ‘Quest For Fire’ look to what he’s got now.

Is anyone listening? Not if we can possibly help it…

I think he’s one of the Royal Tennenbaums.

That’s a stylish bowl cut he’s sporting there.

What good is it if you say no to ‘the man’ and you say yes to a bowl cut? Someone needs to help Bobby with his priorities.

Do not taunt the scarf.

Tommy’s face in the first five seconds is solid gold.

The intro is almost better than the music video.

Mark Gormley is sassy. I like his style.

This video was made by chumming for seagulls off the back of a garbage skiff.

The jokes write themselves!

So this is what happens on peyote.

He was last seen in a Fiero with Philip Michael Thomas.

I ADOOOOORE YOU!!

Italians do it better.

He gets a perfect ten just for the mullet.

What kind of mullet is that anyway?

That, my friend, is an ‘Italo-Mullet’.

Ahhh…. not to be confused with its close cousin the ‘Mexi-Mullet’.