Thomas Kincade’s lesser known little brother failed in his quest to become the Singer of Light.
‘My brother was the Painter of Light and all I got was this damn pie!’
It’s like a graphic showing the evolution of man.
I can’t tell which end is which.
Ain’t nobody picking up those hitchhikers.
I own that shirt.
Run, ladies! Run as fast as your little chubby legs can manage.
Wait, he’s wearing a wedding ring.
That means someone didn’t run fast enough.